{"id":1734,"date":"2012-02-12T21:46:06","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T21:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ourtour.co.uk\/home\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2018-12-17T17:15:41","modified_gmt":"2018-12-17T17:15:41","slug":"maximus-decimus-meridius-i-am-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtour.co.uk\/home\/maximus-decimus-meridius-i-am-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Maximus Decimus Meridius, I am not&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re here: N31.04221 W7.12982. It&#8217;s the car park outside the Ait Benhaddou kasbah, north of Ouarzazate. \u00a0We&#8217;re plugged into a electrical socket in the\u00a0neighbouring\u00a0restaurant. Chris and Tina are plugged into the electricity in someone&#8217;s house it seems, we&#8217;re not sure, their cable was pulled through a window in the wall.<\/p>\n<p>[edit] The &#8216;Welsh guys&#8217; are called Sacha and Andy, and they only paid 60Dh for the painting. My memory isn&#8217;t great, but I really should pay more attention. They&#8217;re professional wedding photographers in the Cardiff area &#8211; have a look at\u00a0www.alsphotography.co.uk.[end of edit]<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been hot today, but as usual, it is now cold. The Brits in a van next to us have no heating. Rather them than us.<\/p>\n<p>Today we&#8217;ve:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Been to the Atlas Film Studio<\/li>\n<li>Visited the\u00a0Ait Benhaddou kasbah<\/li>\n<li>Had a couple of beers with a Welsh couple and the Brits next to us. 25Dh a 33cl can, so we&#8217;ve headed off back to the vans to save cash and our livers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a day of wandering false worlds. The Atlas Film Studio was a tired old place, seemingly now doomed to slowly die at the hands of the blue screen. The sets were fascinating, realistic (where still in one piece) to the point of touching them, and then the polystyreneness of it all was exposed. The locals made them up to the specifications provided by the\u00a0Hollywood\u00a0designers.<\/p>\n<p>Our guide explained how tiny areas of\u00a0Egyptian\u00a0square and minuture swimming pool were made grand by clever camera positioning and a few mirrors. He was a funny guy and went along with my as-usual-over-exuberant\u00a0clowning about. He even had a recording of Russell Crow&#8217;s famous &#8216;I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the north&#8217; speech which made my hairs stand on end in the Gladiator slave market.<\/p>\n<p>After an hour or so in the film studio (50Dh, including guide &#8211; about \u00a34.50 each), we headed north for an hour or so to\u00a0Ait Benhaddou kasbah. It&#8217;s a rambling collection of fortified mud buildings, with a few families still living in them (one woman tried to get us into her house &#8211; we\u00a0politely\u00a0declined, anticipating the small fee involved). Lots of the buildings look new; perhaps down to the various modifications made by Hollywood for the films shot here. Gladiator featured again, with the &#8216;training ampitheatre&#8217; being positioned at the bottom of the town in a natural hollow. Sadly only the hollow remains, the wooden seats and coverings having been removed to make way for later films. We walked straight past it (having fended off loads of faux guides in the way in) but our Welsh\u00a0acquaintances had been shown where it is, so we walked back to it and I once again clowned about.<\/p>\n<p>In amongst all today&#8217;s fun, one minor disappointment. We&#8217;d seen a couple of guys in the kashba\u00a0painting\u00a0with a collection of tea, henna and saffron. The watery colours were made bright and fast by skillfully heating the paper over a gas burner. The style reminded me of the opening\u00a0painting\u00a0scenes from the English Patient (a film I love). One guy had a 50Dh (\u00a34.50) sign up &#8211; but we know such things are meaningless in haggle-friendly Morocco, so I started out at 10Dh. He immediately dropped to 30Dh, so I came back at 20Dh, expecting to pay 25Dh. Nope. He just looked away and said no, 30Dh is it, so I walked away. I wasn&#8217;t disappointed at missing out on the\u00a0painting, but learned a lesson: the haggling formula doesn&#8217;t always work, especially in areas which are exposed to European tourist constantly. We later found the Welsh guys had paid over 100Dh for a similar painting.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 100%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1734 gallery-columns-1 gallery-size-full'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5556.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5556.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5556.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5556-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5556-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1735'>\n\t\t\t\tEggy bread breaky in the van. Total cost: 7Dh, about 45p.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5563.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1702\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5563.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5563.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5563-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5563-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1736'>\n\t\t\t\tRomancing the stone jeep. The F16 was driven about by a bloke sitting under the fuselage.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5580.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5580.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5580.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5580-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5580-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1737'>\n\t\t\t\tTibetan monastery used in Kundun, apparently. None of us had seen it and the roof&#8217;s now falling in.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5581.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1702\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5581.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1738\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5581.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5581-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5581-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1738'>\n\t\t\t\tQuiet day at the Gladiator slave market.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5589.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1702\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5589.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5589.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5589-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5589-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1739'>\n\t\t\t\tI need to watch Gladiator again now to find this bit!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5601.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5601.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1740\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5601.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5601-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5601-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1740'>\n\t\t\t\tHollywood designed the sets and Moroccan&#8217;s built &#8217;em. From convincing polystyrene. Now they&#8217;re all dropping to bits.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5622.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1702\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5622.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1741\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5622.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5622-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5622-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1741'>\n\t\t\t\tNah, the guide told us it was a set from The Mummy, but our bit of paper doesn&#8217;t say it was filmed there. No idea what they used this for.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5631.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5631.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"Atlas Studios. Good bit of ram kissing action.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5631.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5631-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5631-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5636.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5636.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5636.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5636-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5636-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1743'>\n\t\t\t\tAtlas Studios. Our guide was loads of fun.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5652.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5652.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"Atlas Studios. What! It&#039;s all a facade!\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5652.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5652-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5652-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5708.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5708.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5708.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5708-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5708-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1745'>\n\t\t\t\tGarage art in the tiny tourist town which surrounds A\u00eft Benhaddou kasbah.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5714.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3008\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5714.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5714.jpg 3008w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5714-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5714-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3008px) 100vw, 3008px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5748.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1702\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5748.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1747\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5748.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5748-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtourmedia.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC_5748-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1747'>\n\t\t\t\tA\u00eft Benhaddou. Stunning views from the top. I never imagined we could find ourselves in such magical places.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I was so excited when I found out the Gladiator slave market was filmed at the Atlas Film Studios, I had to have a bit of fun. Acting severely sub-par, but I was under pressure with the guide prompting me for my lines (which I learned, sort of, this morning in a spare 5 minutes). OK, OK, enough excuses, I was so awful but I really enjoyed myself!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JO3RPcNSvCQ\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Jay<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re here: N31.04221 W7.12982. It&#8217;s the car park outside the Ait Benhaddou kasbah, north of Ouarzazate. \u00a0We&#8217;re plugged into a electrical socket in the\u00a0neighbouring\u00a0restaurant. 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